Being me isn’t easy.

I would really like a nice girlfriend to spend time with, but I’m stupid when it comes to “getting a girlfriend.” I’m capable of flirting, and do so, but never really make any moves past that. I’m pretty sure this stems from a trust issue.

Being an overweight teenager, I’m actually surprised by the amount of girlfriends I had. The relationships themselves were a different story, though. A fair percent ended with me discovering I was being cheated on. The majority of the rest came to a close with some bullshit reason. I’ve been walked on time and time again. Because of this I now prefer to be approached in the beginning. This isn’t how things work apparently. For me, there is less of an initial trust issue when being approached, it’s not so much about the possibility of rejection.

Any girl that reads this - suggestions?

Here’s a shameless personal ad: I’m 27, a dedicated and loyal friend, and an incredibly hard worker. I’ll be a homeowner within a month. I like to read, listen to and learn about all types of music, and I dabble in art as well. I’m all about a stimulated coversation. I don’t like the club or bar scenes, but can my hold own socially. I can get a fireplace roaring, and consider myself a formidable cuddling partner. The most important thing for me in a girl is a sense of humor. Curves are beautiful.

Last but not least .. I have the best cat in the world. His name is Pretzels. He can really whoop a llamas ass.

Ahem.

WAT?